User blog:Skylord Elberich/First name's her being...

Somewhere, on a blue ocean in some otherland, a galleon sailed towards a bizarre city. The crew consisted of pirates; seafaring folks with adventure in their hearts, treasure on their minds, and blood on their hands. While most of the crew was vulgar, greedy and superstitious as pirates often are, the captain, Delfina Asturias, was a little different. She cared not for treasure, taking only her fair share, and nothing more. She was polite, most of the time, and only her worst enemies and greatest allies heard her most obscene profanities. And while she did have some outlandish beliefs, worshipping Hastur the Unspeakable and always carrying an elder sign on her person, those were only curiosities.

As she sailed her ship through the oceans, she looked upon her crew. She saw that, though they were a particularly strange bunch, and quite violent, they were happy. They had found the treasure they seeked, and will continue to find more. But now, she will come close to finding her most sought-out treasure; something she had been searching for a long time, somesing she foolishly lost before in persuit of lesser trinkets and baubles. She called over her first mate, a Khazad by the name of Andrew Seight, and asked how long before they reach their destination. "Hrmm.. 'bout two'n'arf days before we reach Necropolis, cap'n." Seight responded "Maravilloso!" Captain Asturias exclaimed, before adressing her crew, crying "EXTRA RATIONS!! EXTRA DRINK!! UNTIL WE ARRIVE, THIS SHIP IS A FIESTA!!!" The crew errupted in cheering and laughter, save for the cook, an elf indebted to the Captain. Seight was pleased, but also puzzled. She was never this happy, or if she was, he'd never seen it before. He assumed it must've been something to do with that treasure she seemed obsessed with lately. "Cap'n" He asked "What... 'sactly IS this treasure? Like, 'ow much'sit worth?" Captain Delfina, upon hearing the question, smirked. "Ah, my amigo, " She explained "this treasure is priceless. To some it means nothing, but to me, it means the world." And then, she said to herself "My sweet Adrianne, I'm coming back."