User blog:Skylord Elberich/Stories - Chapter one: The Slender Man

What? Who are you? How did you get to the path? You're not one of my proxies. You want what? My story? Well... alright. My story... let's see... sorry, it's just that no-one's asked that before. Well, let's start with my name, shall we? My name, my true name so-to-speak, is Abbadon. I came to this world... I think it was 'round about the same time as the other Fears, after Lucifer was locked out of heaven.

Me and another fear, that 'Archangel' fellow actually came from there. I didn't like it that much. Too cloudy. So we joined the rebellion. Next thing I know, I'm on this planet missing a face. And Archangel? Well, he went away for a bit, left me and my sister to fend for ourselves in Arabia. I WAS the Fear of strangers, y'know. I still am, a bit, but now that title mostly belongs to that grinning idiot. Now I'm the Fear of the unknown. Yes, well, after Barry got killed by Transgression, someone had to take that job, didn't they? So it fell to little old me here to take the job.

God, I hated Transgression. Y'know, I used to go out with her, for some reason. She was a real bitch. She never did anything around the house, and she was always out at night causing 'injustice'. I think the only reason I went out with her was because she was said to be an animal in bed (this was, of course, AN UTTER LIE.) After we broke up, she became.. worse, but enough about her. How do I feel about being a Fear? Well... It's certainly not what I would have prefered, but it's better than damnation. Then again, to some I suppose this IS damnation to some, isn't it? Well, all I can say is, it's fun, scaring  people. Beats the hell out of, well, Hell, right? Killing's fun as well. I try not to do it as much though. Some of those humans have their... uses.

Now let's talk about you... wait, where are you going? Don't you dare go through that portal! I haven't finished with y-