User blog:Skylord Elberich/PSH - 1

Hello... is anyone out there... if you are reading this, or if you can hear this, please send help, I repeat, PLEASE SEND HELP! My name is Vidalia, and my current situation is this; The Fears are M.I.A, the Collector MIGHT be dead, a malevolent XK-class entity known as 'The Lamb' is currently destroying the universe and everything in it, and I am trapped in a f**king undersea City, in the middle of the f**king Mediteranian which happens to be full of f**king s***ty little monsters. I am also out of GOD-DAMN coffee. Hey this thing has automatic censoring!

So please, if you can hear or read this, please send some form of help, be it weapons, or some kind of armor... hell, even a starbucks. I will be on the move, and, currently, it seems the only way is down. This is Vidalia... signing off.