User blog:Skylord Elberich/Waiting for the end of the apocalypse

The Archangel walked among the destruction caused by the Lamb. He knew that was the only way to be safe, and even then there was some risk to it. He knew he was not alone in this wasteland, despite there not being a single living thing in sight. But his assistant, Zanni LaMorte, was far from living.

"Zanni, come here, you animal" he said "You know I don't like when you trail behind me like that."

"Sorry, boss." Zanni replied "I got the responses you asked for though."

"Well then, give it to me-"

"Nah-a-ah!" Zanni said, wagging her finger. "Not until I get my gold sovereign and a compliment!"

"I'll give you the sovereign, but not the compliment."

"Aw, c'mon!"

"I'm not doing it-"

"Please?"

"It wasn't part of the agreement-"

"For me?"

Zanni was making puppy eyes at the Archangel. He hated it when she did this, because it meant that he had to comply. "Fine" The Archangel grumbled. He wasn't completely heartless. He sighed as he prepared his compliment. "Zanni... your hair looks nice, especially for a lagamorph-like revenant."

Zanni smiled and blushed. "What's nice about it?" She asked.

"It's... really glossy and... shiny and... stuff. Is that good enough?"

Zanni, satisfied, responded "Yes, now gimme the sovereign, and then I'll tell you what I know."

The Archangel handed over the sovereign to Zanni. "So, what do they say?"

Zanni thought for a moment, something she tends to avoid. "Well, the Angels said they would help, because y'know those guys- course, you were one of 'em, weren't ya? The Demons were a little reluctant, but they also offered their services."

The Archangel asked "And the rest of the Fears?"

"Those guys? Well, most of them said yes. Even the Glitch, after I explained what an apocalypse was."

"And what of the ones who didn't say yes?"

"Well, they weren't around to give a response. They were in an alternate reality, I think. The Collector will be bringing them back soon. Oh, he also said yes. And his kids."

The Archangel was pleased. "Excelent! Well, whilst we wait for them to come back, shall we go to Necropolis?"

Zanni replied "Sure thing. I know this great bar. Maybe we should head down there, get some drinks in us."