Talk:The Slender Man/@comment-96.253.121.202-20140127204339/@comment-24399271-20140128223855

I suspect it is the result of an Extremely Vocal Minority.

Anyway, back on track. Slender genitalia.

If Der Großmann has a penis, does he have other organs, like testicles? Does he have a butt? Does he poop? Does he have a belly button? Does he have a mother? Is he fertile? Can he have sex? Is he a virgin? Does he experience sexual attraction? Does he get aroused? Is he straight? Is he gay? Is he bisexual? Is he asexual? Can he have oral sex using his nonexistent mouth? Is his semen periwinkle blue? Does he masturbate? Does he have tentacle sex? Does he watch porn? Does he watch tentacle porn? Does he watch yaoi? Does he ship? Does he have a crush on EAT? Does he eat? Does he run faster than he eats? Is he a she? Is she a drag king? Is he a pedophile? Does he condone pedophilia? Does he condone violence against racial minorities? Is he a radical feminist? Does he practice BDSM? Does he practice law? Does he have a lawyer? Is his lawyer The Lawyer? Is he the pinnacle of human evolution? Can he whistle? Does he watch My Little Pony, and if not, why?

Discuss.