The Coatrack



The Coatrack is the Fear of Spookiness: If you see it, you will be spooked. This is totally a legitimate Fear by me, so I get all the credit for it.

To all the Mates in the audience: You don't wanna delete this article, mate. In CoD, mate, you'll get wrecked by my sniper skills, you skub.

It's the Fear of All Spook! I saw a coatrack in my house one time, and it was spooky! I think it had a hat and a scarf too. It spooked me so much I ran away from it, and it chased me up stairs and into upstairs rooms and got this spooky look in its eyes and said "YOU GOT SPOOKED BY THE SPOOKY COATRACK."'