Thread:Seadrus/@comment-9340689-20140313220049/@comment-9340689-20140429134619

Shadow, this is all you need to transcribe;

Mister Oculus: If you don't have permission...then it's not barrowing, it's stealing (whacks them on the butts again) NOW GO TO SLEEP!

Shadow: Uh-Hu. (Go's into Iris room and shut door Quietly) (talking to iris in a wisper) you ok?

Iris: I'm fine...a little cold, but I'll be allright...Once I sleep...if you let me...

Mister Oculus: (coughs, walking into Iris's room) Shadow, I believe your room is over there...

Rowling:(makes strange sound...like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2btR9rAcdzo)

Shadow: Oculus, i have a bone to pick with you...(looks at Rowling) Outside.

Iris: Rowling stays in here (no Rowling, don't eat my hair...)

Mister Oculus: (sigh) Fine, let's go outside really quick and talk it over. (heads outside with Shadow)

Shadow: (closes door) LISIN TO ME EYE!! The Bone i whant to pick with you, is one of a achent repitle that is vary, vary large. you case alot of pain to me in the past, firt making my uncle Kill himself, then hunte me for a year, right before Iris wad Born! you know how ^$&(^@!$ Hrubele that was? leving your entier life Behined when you famly needs you for being a exsamel?! and ON TOP OF ALL THAT, YOU THOW MY LIFE IN THE CROSS FIRE BETEWN ABONUNASONS OF EXSITES!! ONES THAT THE LORD GOD ALLMIGHT SOULD OBLIVEATE!! MY FRENDS WERE TRANSEFORMED INTO MONSERS! I HAVE SEEN LIFE SCARING THINGS! AND NOW YOU KINAPE MY SISTER AND TRY TO MAKE A MOVE ONE HER?! FROM ALL YOU HAVE DONE, YOU SUOLD GUST GO DIE AND STAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mister Oculus: Wha- I thought we settled those old disputes years ago! (sigh)

(calmly) First, I did not kidnap her..she was framed and Transgression was after her. She sought help and I provided it. I do not kidnap.

Second, I gave her the option of leaving, but she chose not to, even though she still remembers whereshe lived, and I informed her she would remember her name.

Third, I didn't know she is your sister! How on EARTH was I suppossed to know that?! Besides, she had other brothers and sisters, it's not like she was completely alone, like you seem to be implying.

Fouth, SHE BELIEVES IN ABSTINENCE UNTIL MARRIAGE!! That means NO SEX OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO SEX! So it's not like we've been...oh what's the term?..."Giving it on", or anything like that.

Fifth, if you are still so mad at me, why did you help me before? You know I've reformed. I do not hunt you anymore because now I realize what I  thought were major crimes was actually petty rudeness. Also, quit screaming, I thought you wanted this to be private.

(awkward pause) Listen...I didn't understand humans very well for a long time. Only recently am I figuring out how incredibly complex your kind is, how sometimes morals aren't black and white, how you can be confused about right and wrong.

And you know what, I've never said this to anyone I went after before, so I'll say it now.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for wronging you. I'm sorry if you feel like I forced you to run HOWEVER, you made your own choices.

As for your friends... I knew nothing about that...except for the one who I turned into a Cyclopus, but I let him go later. Unfortunately he lost his memory in a car accident and is now a John Doe living somewhere in Detroit in case you were wondering and wanting to go find him...Anyhow...

Iris: (Shouting) ROWLING!

(Rowling runs in)

Rowling: MYYAAAAAAFFFF!! (Chews on Shadow's Pants)

Mister Oculus:...well this is awkward....

Iris: (runs in and grabs Rowling) Bad Boy! (Turns to Shadow) By the way, I don't know what you're saying, but you two are very loud, and I'm trying to sleep.

Shadow: ok... Sis

Iris:....What?...

Mister Oculus:...Yes, it turns out he's your brother...

Iris:...Uh, can we discuss this in the morning? I'm half asleep right now......and Zach says he might be my Uncle...

Mister Oculus: Oka-WAIT ZACH SAID WHAT?

Shadow: WHAT!?!?! (stats baning head agenst wall) Whhhhhhhyyyyy?????? Mister Oculus: INDEED! How on Earth?!?...Well, I like to talk about fate, but this........SERIOUSLY I HOPE ZACH IS WRONG!

Rowling: Mrawr

Shadow: Oculus, could you leve me and iris so we can talk? i... i whant to ask her about what she rembers.

Iris: I'm pretty sure I remember everything except my name...and a few children's songs.

Mister Oculus: Nonetheless.... (leaves them alone, slight look of worry on his face)

Shadow: so do you rember anything strange in you life, mabye ypur parints forbiding you from entering...(notiises the abomunason hiding in the shadow) DO YO MIND!?!?

Shadow: one sec. GO AWAY!! (slaches at the Rake)

Iris: Say, come to think of it...I don't hear all of Mister Oculus's thoughts anymore...just when he wants me to... (Seaderus, being asleep, snores loudly from the corner.

Malim, also asleep, is subconciously punching Seaderus.

Atmos, being awake, looks over at Iris and Shadow suspiciously.)

Atmos: Your chaste, right Shadow?

(( If your chaste, you do NOT believe in sex before marraige ))

Iris: (Responding to Atmos) WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!! HE JUST TOLD ME HE'S MY BROTHER!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M DOING OR THINKING SOMETHING DIRTY ALL THE TIME?!? I BELIEVE IN ABSTINENCE UNTIL MARRIAGE!!! I AM CHASTE!!! (Puts face in Rowling's fur, groaning)

Rowling: Chireep?

Shadow: Umm.. i'm chaste allso> and could you leve us alone, you jerk. (ponts sowrd at his chest) Atrmos: Just making sure. I hope everyone hear is chaste.

Atmos is unfazed by the outburst.

Atmos: You... siblings... have fun.

(Atmos uses the word like an insult. Atmos walks of, and steps between Atmos and Seaderus, and lays down a bamboo sheet, and "falls asleep." )

Shadow: #$%@. anyway. i mean that...did moma and dad do anything werid? like anything Fear-related-ish? Iris: Dude, I never even heard of the Fears before becoming a gavel. I watched Mister Oculus's show as a kid. Mom and Dad never acted weird....come to think of it...I didn't find outiha  d a long lost brother until a family reunion when I was 12...a relative brought you up, and my parents had to explain that you were gone...By the way, Johnny graduated college and there are three girls younger than me. We got pretty big...

Shadow: intrseting (seeminly intisring in a stacheue that is standeing an the end of the hall) sorry, ever herd of Lonely Assassins, comeinly known as weping angels? Mister Oculus: (shouting from other room) Are you two almost done yet? It's almost Midnight!

Iris: Can we continue this discussion tommorrow? I haven't slept much, and I still feelkin da sick. I need sleep. And you probably need it, too.

Shadow: shure... Oculus? i need you to keep a Living Statue from not killing us.

Mister Oculus: (Destroys statue with a snap of his fingers)...Does that work? (Sees a hand is still moving and destroys that leaving nothing but powder) Shadow: Wowh! (steps back in alarm) ummm... i gese ill see you tomorow (gos to room) good-night.

Iris: (chuckles) you should have seen what he did when a bunch of the pupils were screaming because there was a spider...Good night (goes to her room) (end)

'It's been several months now...we need to catch up. Also, I corrected some of my own spelling errors, but the rest you're going to have to do.'