User blog:Skylord Elberich/PSH - Current State of Affairs

Hey there. Name's Isaac Sinclaire, though you most likely know me as the 'Smiling Man'. I'll be perfectly honest with ya, I never cared for that name, but it stuck, so I just roll with it. Now, enough about my moniker, I feel I must inform whoever's listenin' about the most recent happenings. We found another Fear... well, relative of a Fear. She's the twin sister of my old boss, Slender Man. Her name's Artemis. She appears to be mostly sane, though she doesn't talk much and is kinda' nervous, though that can be attributed to her introverted nature, which I believe was caused by bein' constantly overshadowed by her popular brother. I just hope the Doc doesn't diagnose her with anythin'.

Anyway, enough about the poor lady. There are more important things to be talkin' about. Miss Vidalia's doin' much better. She only has two seizures a day, and she's stopped screaming while she's having them. Doc says this means she's recovering. I say this means I get a full night's sleep. Also, the Mother of Snakes' wound has gotten an infection. Why do I know this? Because Doc won't shut up about it. He's completely calm when The leader of our company is having LIFE-THREATANIN' convulsions, but he practically starts generatin' steam when miss snakey has a little infection. I'm certain he pays more attention to her than the rest of us. Blind Man's theory is that he's completely smitten. Speakin' of which, Blind Man's doin' much better! He's still a little shaken, but he's doin' just fine. I'm glad too. He went through some terrible, terrible times. Made my times in the U.S. army seem like nothin'. I'd best not dwell on that, brings back... memories.

What else, what else... oh, Big Brother and Little Sister haven't attacked as of recent, which means one of two things: One; they're dead, or Two; they're plannin' something. Unfortunantely, The Vision can't help us. Her divination skills are still a little less than adequate. I just hope for the best.

Well, that's all for now. Be a sport and send us some help, would ya kindly?