Thread:PyroGothNerd/@comment-4060385-20140107163304/@comment-9340689-20140115001323

((Irregular is a common term for not pooping regularly, which sometimes causes constipation))

(The Cafeteria appears clean, except all food items not listed on the menu are covered in insects, fungus, and rotting. The food that is listed on the menu has no bugs on it, or anywhere near it, and looks fresh, well cooked, and appetizing. Interestingly, there is an empty, rusty pan labeled "Fried Leper Larvae" that lookslike it hasn't been touched in year, with the exception of the spiders who built their webs in it.)

Iris: Oh, gross...

Dr. Mager: Don't worry, like I said, the food listed on the menu is safe.