User blog:PyroGothNerd/Eye for an eye ZACH

Hi, I'm Zach, the devilishly handsome greaser in the show Mister Oculus.

Yeah, I wasn't invited to the little "discussion" so I'm messing around on Iris's laptop.

While I could talk about myself and how handsome I am, I noticed she blogged about Mr. O hittin' on her.

...she failed to mention the GOO GOO EYES she gets when she's around him.

Now, before any interweb pervs start drawing anything, let me explain somethin' to ya'.

Iris is a real chaste thing...ya get my drift? Both she and Mr. O are too much of goody two shoes to be gettin it on at any point. She specifically told me she don't believe in sex outside of marriage (then I got in trouble with Mr. O for trying to corrupt her...never get Mr. O mad, NEVER!)

Anywhooooooo, as a third party, I'd have to say, yes, Mr. O is probably hittin' on her.

Heck, she don't know the half of it! Before he took her to that room with the Zilvra, he was checking his breath and adjusting his clothes and stuff. Oh, and Iris is right, he doesn't sleep...he watches her in case she has nightmares, and strokes her hair.

He'd kiss 'er but he can't quite reach her cheek when they're both standin' (short jokes aside, it also would be kinda sudden.)

Oh, yesterday he mixed up his hittin' on Iris routine. He stroked her hair and pinched her cheek (luckily he caught himself before he left a pinch mark).

BTW Mr. O doesn't age.

And neither do gavels.

Oh, did she not mention that?

Once you become a gavel, you stop aging.

The Lwyer is from the 1920's.

I really am a greaser from the 1960's.

...ALRIGHT, SMELL YA LATER!