User blog:Skylord Elberich/PSH - Explanation of Absence

-de pute, 'ow do you get this- ah! Um... 'allo! This is Doctor Peste, or the 'Good Doctor'. I apologise, on everyone's behalf, for the absence. We have had to deal with a lot of things, like regular attacks from Big Brother and Little Sister, the former being a hulking monstosity wearing a filthy diving suit, and the latter being a teenage madamoiselle in a victorian-era dress and a cracked porcelain masque. We have found the Blind Man, and the Vision as well, but they are not without their... problems. The Vision's foresight has fractured, being only able to see fractions of what is to come, and The Blind Man is suffering from PTSD. Poor fellow. The recent events must've caused some... unpleasant memories to re-emerge. I'm sure he'll make a recovery.

As for the Venter, that's coming along very nicely, although a little slower than we expected. The Collector's girl is working on it as I speak. Hopefully, if we do not encounter any more dificulties, it should be ready by next week. However, as we a trapped in an undersea city, with horribly deformed and atrophied monsters and a pair of homicidal lunatics, coupled with the fact that the girl, who happens to be the only capable engineer among us, occasionally has episodes of convulsions, means that it may take a couple of weeks, possibly a month. Wha- oh merde, she's having another epsiode. Au revoir, for now.